14. The Reputation of Shepherds
INFERNAL INTERNET
My Dear Rehtulnitram,
Wonderful work! I could not have done better. That troublesome priest was winning converts right and left as well as bringing back fallen away Catholics-- but no more. Some of his little lambs are already heading for our wolves waiting outside the flock of Khrist. Great! A lie goes a long way. That gal you sent was something else! She went from "Bless me Father" to a tirade of anger when he told her to amend her life. She left without absolution, decided to make her anger pay, and charged him with harassment and improper advances. The fact that the liberals before him had taken out the confessional wall and screen worked in our favor. Since she was underage, she'll not only rob the Church of needed funds but this darn priest will probably go to jail. Minutes after the charges were formally made, his bishop stripped him of his faculties and a representative of the diocese reported on television that no priest even charged of such a thing shall ever function again. Meanwhile, he has been sent to a mental rehab gulag operated by homosexual activitists. I'm laughing so hard, I can barely write you this response. A good man has been abandoned by his flock, his bishop, his peers, in fact by almost everyone except for his mother and G-d. And right now, his mother has suffered a heart-attack and he can not approach the enemy's altar to pray for her. Great work! Maybe he'll give in to despair and kill himself, in which case, even he will be ours!
Affectionately yours,
Slubgob
My Dear Rehtulnitram,
Wonderful work! I could not have done better. That troublesome priest was winning converts right and left as well as bringing back fallen away Catholics-- but no more. Some of his little lambs are already heading for our wolves waiting outside the flock of Khrist. Great! A lie goes a long way. That gal you sent was something else! She went from "Bless me Father" to a tirade of anger when he told her to amend her life. She left without absolution, decided to make her anger pay, and charged him with harassment and improper advances. The fact that the liberals before him had taken out the confessional wall and screen worked in our favor. Since she was underage, she'll not only rob the Church of needed funds but this darn priest will probably go to jail. Minutes after the charges were formally made, his bishop stripped him of his faculties and a representative of the diocese reported on television that no priest even charged of such a thing shall ever function again. Meanwhile, he has been sent to a mental rehab gulag operated by homosexual activitists. I'm laughing so hard, I can barely write you this response. A good man has been abandoned by his flock, his bishop, his peers, in fact by almost everyone except for his mother and G-d. And right now, his mother has suffered a heart-attack and he can not approach the enemy's altar to pray for her. Great work! Maybe he'll give in to despair and kill himself, in which case, even he will be ours!
Affectionately yours,
Slubgob
posted by Father Joe Jenkins at
9:38 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home